What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do men want to suck dick?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

What do you wear when you are alone at home?