What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 12:30

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
Dr No
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service